daffy duck's quackbusters transcript

Our guest is the noted metaphysician, Mr. Daffy Duck. "Story continued in Hideous Tales, Issue Number 177. The film was released on DVD in the United States on August 4, 2009, by Warner Home Video. PORKY: What--? Come along now, you pusillanimous pussycat, you. Two other articles are used for that scene: one telling the story of a hospital patient asking the general public for help with a blood disorder known as "Acquired Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura" (aTTP), and the other a clipping of a story describing ongoing embezzlement investigations into then Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley. Just call 555-5925. Captain Hareblower (Pirate Sam vs. Bugs Bunny) Stupor Duck (Daffy's wish . TURN! You see anything green? "Powerhouse", "The happy farmer" by Raymond Scott. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes film, starring Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Tweety, Sylvester, and Porky Pig. After receiving a call from the Himalayas, Daffy phones up Bugs again, who is leaving following his encounter with Count Blood Count, and together they go up against Hugo the Abominable Snowman, with Hugo repeatedly mistaking Daffy for a rabbit. We'll straighten the whole thing out in the morning. Journal. I love these novelty accoutrements. I didn't mean to startle you. Here, Daffy Duck is a salesman who accepts a job to fulfill millionaire J.B. Cubish's wish to make him laugh one more time before he passes on. ", "Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! ", "Sell my Warner Brothers stock! Ha, ha! on March 2, 2020, In this animated feature, wealthy J.P. Cubish has promised his fortune to anyone who can make him laugh. ", "And it hasn't been the same without you. HYMIE!! My own little bunny rabbit. But anyway you look at it, it's better he should suffer. You took the words right out of my mouth. I've been getting lots of calls about suspicious-like activity. DODGE! Daffy decides to blame the debacle on the absent Porky and absent-mindedly remarks that there was "nothing wrong with a little dishonesty in business affairs." Like I said, we vote off everyone else until we're the only ones left! $10.25. Poor me! Anything inexplicable to write home about? I mean, besides the fact that you seemed to have completely lost your mind." And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates! It was the final theatrical production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the various Looney Tunes characters before his death on July 10, 1989. A wide collection of trailers, shows, recordings, and other captures on VHS tape. Say, lady, where do you keep your glasses? And then, after a carrot burger and a malt in Albuquerque--, I will name him George and I will hug him and--, And I will keep him warm like a mother hen. Now all I need is some underlings to boss around. He then receives a call from Porky, who is returning with Sylvester from their assignment to Dry Gulch, and Daffy reassigns him to the Superstition Mountains, much to Sylvester's chagrin. The story of the film serves as a continuation/re-working of Daffy Dilly. -, When Daffy Duck of warner Brothers engages in a musical piano duel with Donald Duck of Walt Disney:"This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment! It was also one of the two compilation films of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts not composed by Robert J. Walsh (the other being 1979's The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie, which was composed by Dean Elliott). Well, look, Con, about those telephones. PORKY: Heh-heh. I'm an elk! By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigal compass to here, here and then to here, and here. Reminds me of my first marriage. Inc: Mel Torm as Daffy Duck's singing voice. PARRY! Now, for some creative recruitment tactics. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters June 18, 2014, 10:08 AM In this ducklightful animated feature film, Daffy Duck opens up the ghostbusting Ghouls 'R' Us Agency. After receiving a call from Transylvania, Daffy then calls up Bugs and assigns him to investigate. It's just a little teeny harmless spider, So I think we'd better just sign the register. Then following the Great Circle several radiolubes south by down-east. I did see an elephant in my birdbath. Contents 1 Storyline 2 Cartoons Featured in Order 3 Also See 4 Movie Trailer 5 Sound Effects Used 6 Image Gallery 7 Audio Samples Storyline Following the events of J.P. Qubish's passing, Daffy inherts his fortune and uses it to run a Paranormalist Business. 1 Mar. However, the elephant turns up on Daffy's television interview onFrightlinewithZed Toppel, making him a laughingstock. Sorry to disturb you, sir. Okay, it's all here. Ward, Ben Frommer, Julie Bennett, June Foray -, "A Methersthmidt. He's colder than a foundered flounder! That's just the advantage I need. ", "This place is malodorous. ", "Gee! ", "Shoot me again! Three bonus cartoons are included as extras. 3:15. Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive millionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog) - who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on - only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). Sounds to me like another menial task. I'll muzzle that inebriated canary!" Things get worse for a defeated Daffy when Egghead appears as a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that due to unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. Free shipping. Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. with a little dishonesty in business affairs. Nice, fat little butterball. 708090 (2015) Million Dollar Arm (2014) Million Dollar Baby (2004) The Million Dollar Duck (1971) One Million Years B.C. It was the only Looney Tunes compilation film to be aired on HBO in the early 1990s. Just what I always wanted. The film ends with Daffy angrily shaking his fist at the sky and screaming "Cubish!" And by the way, you never looked lovelier. Remember, that's the same as dialing 555-KWAK. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. All right, all right, I'll make him vice president. Before impact, Daffy sadly tells the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go but up!". What the IRS don't know won't hurt them. The rub is that Cubish has demanded the person who receives his money use the funds for good. So, folks, call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. I know. Uh "Magic can be performed either by potions. DAFFY: Right this way, folks. Fireworks going off? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. & Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Lego DC Super Hero Girls: Super-Villain High, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis, Scooby-Doo! Well, it isn't quite that kind of trouble. Several cartoons are re-edited either for time, to connect with the plot, or have redubbed lines. I'll just check at that motel over there. Things get worse for a defeated Daffy when Egghead appears with a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that due to unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. Juggling.It's my hobby.Uh, hello?Himalayas. Gosh, what a scaredy-cat. Im forming a Secret Alliance! "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" Scripts.com. When Cartoon Network aired this film, two scenes were censored: The scene at the beginning showing Daffy selling cars was edited to remove Daffy offering cases of Billy Beer with each purchase. 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I'll claim my deceased Uncle Robespierre Duck. Sittin' on eggs is sissy-stuff!" In 1983 came Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon, Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Scooby-Doo! This video was originally released to YouTube on June 19, 2019, but as of January 2022 Trevor started privating most of his videos relating to Looney Tunes. Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog, Teen Titans Go! We'll see what we can do. Wanting a quick and easy way to . That A, a butler might not want his master. The story of the film serves as a continuation/re-working of DaffyDilly. Daffy then calls up Bugs, who is leaving following his encounter withCount Blood Count, and together they go up againstHugo the Abominable Snowman, with Hugo repeatedly mistaking Daffy for a rabbit. I always said, four heads are better than one. In the "epilog," Bugs is shown enjoying his vacation in Palm Springs (after the encounter with Hugo) and reading about Daffy's downfall ("Quackbusted", reports the newspaper Bugs is reading), and Porky and Sylvester are stranded in the Superstition Mountains, with Sylvester as cowardly as ever. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) Movie Summary. Our company offers a fine line of magic potions and unguents. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. What a trip! Included is "The Duxorcist," the classic parody of "The Exorcist." Kids & Family 1988 1 hr 19 min 6+ G Starring Mel Blanc, Julie Bennett, Roy Firestone I guess I'm not used to the brisk desert climate. I'll try something a little closer to home. on January 13, 2022, There are no reviews yet. --, "I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn! [THUD][][CRASH][DOORBELL BUZZES][LIQUID SLOSHES]Pop! I'm winning the whole thing. ", implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy. 2023. It is the final theatrical Looney Tunes production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the characters. After a shot of Cubish's grave is shown where it states that Cubish is still dead, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time selling paranormal-themed trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer). Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. When the film was released on DVD, three bonus cartoons were included as extras: Part of the title of the film is a reference to the film. I'll give 'em community service! I can't stand this torture anymore, I'M DYIN'! What makes a rabbit look like a rabbit? G 1988 72 minutes Save Rate movie Parents say age 7+ Based on 1 review Kids say age 14+ Based on 1 review Watch or buy Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. Up to my armpits in filth, about to be devoured by a creature I thought would love me forever. Ajax rib-tickler, ma'am. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. ", "It just goes to show you, you gotta kill yourself to win an Oswald in this town! ""Is that all"?! Fireworks gone off? "Even though you're kind of little, I'll teach you how to spray your spittle!". So you have these Tupperware parties often? (implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy) which cuts to a 'Finis' card. And it's so comforting to have a short, dark, handsome duck. It's my hobby. Tell the community what's on your mind. After receiving a call from Transylvania, Daffy then calls up Bugs and assigns him to investigate. What's going on around here? The 1988 short follows Daffy Duck as he inherits the fortune of a man who has died of laughterat the hands of . This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind! ", "I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable!" Yup, the supernatural is a wide-open field. I'll rid the world of disgusting ectoplasmic slime. I'm a fiddler crab. I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!!" Yes, sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes. This short is exclusive to this film. Help! Be the first one to, Storyboard to Screen: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters | Looney Tunes Critic Quickie. It is the final theatrical Looney Tunes production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the characters. It was the final theatrical production in whichMel Blancprovided the voices of the variousLooney Tunescharacters before his death on July 10, 1989. Rio de Janeiro, tropical nights, romance. H-Y-M-I-E! Daffy, There are no reviews yet. Step right up and get yourself a brand-new DeLorean. ", "Going down! Yup. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters [VHS] Warner Video Big Box Tape Horror Parody 1988! It was what I said about the rabbit, right? Nothing to it, really, for one of my sophisticated wit. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. *WHACK*, "Hocus pocus. I've heard of deflation, but this is preposterous. Thanks, chum. ", "Cadet! The grand brassiere is back in business, baby! Egia esan nahiko kasu arraroa da. I tell you, it's a crisis of epidemic proportions. DAFFY: And then there are the numerous fringe benefits. ", I've got a lot of What it takes to get along . "One for the money, two for the show, three to make ready, and four to GEROOOOONIMOOOOOOOO!! CUBISH: You must use the money for good in the world. Terror in the tumbleweeds, that sort of thing. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! ", "Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read. Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family But I don't mind paying them. Lukas ahatearen harrapariak - Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) [MEGA] Sortzailea zumarra, 2012ko Maiatzaren 04a, 04:41:02 Aurrekoa - Hurrengoa . Balloon going up? With a little cooperation, and the proper setting. What are you, a schizophre--? I was just testing you. "Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction", "Oh, the little man from the draa-aaa-ft board he is coming to see me. The movie begins with a showing of the short The Night of the Living Duck before going into the opening credits. No! THRUST!" -, "I am a duck bent on self-preservation." Just place between the thumb and forefinger, with a complete line of household appliances. Shhh! However, when Daffy earns a dollar bill, it instantly vanishes. https://www.scripts.com/script.php?id=daffy_duck%27s_quackbusters_6232&p=2, https://www.scripts.com/script/daffy_duck's_quackbusters_6232. We'd be happy to send you our free brochure. It is also available on iTunes. This page was last edited on 23 January 2023, at 06:53. It couldn't be you! Woo-hoo-hoo! -. ", "Yahoo! -, "Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! MK Toons. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. vampires evaporated and monsters remonstrated. Daffy and his friends become ghostbusters when a millionaire starts to haunt him after breaking a promise. We're getting screwed! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime! Let's see what my nemesis has been up to in my absence. And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. When the city is swept with reports of a tiny elephant, Daffy, presuming this "teensy-elephant thing" to be mere hysteria, hopes to profit by soothing the public with his "expert" testimony. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! What a gruesome assignation. There goes your bunny rabbit. So, Smog baby, leveled any major cities lately? 4:32. such as our generous employee insurance policies. Oh, brother, not another schizophrenic dame. We meet on the field of onion! Aah! Listen, lady, this ain't no electrician's. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated. After the repo crew takes away his desks, the building is condemned and destroyed, with Daffy still inside. Smogzilla's just like any unemployed actor. Uh-huh. Camping way out here in the middle of nowhere. Daffy assigns Porky to investigate the resort town of Dry Gulch for any suspicious ghost activity. Snow 20 feet deep! The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age SmackDown! Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). 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